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Acha, aaj aapun ek shtory sunaenga:

by TOUCHY on July 28, 2005, 12:38:49 AM

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Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log mane judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart; jhakaas, aur Sulie ekdum halki re! To kya hota hai maloom Sulie tho bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain usko..stubborn.....bole to ekdam jiddi.......rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang tich hai. Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha... Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya. To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath hota hai Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.

Shaadi ke baad Julie fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai. Pati bechara garib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine air conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jiddkarti hai baap Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara aur paise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai. Pati ka dhimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.

Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareed-ti hai. Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Aye item, ab dhimaag ki dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai"

To Sulie ko chhor-ke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.

To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main ek din picnic ko jaata hai. Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.

Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai.

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??

* * Ye tu bhol-na * *

* * * Abe soch...... * * *

* * * * la dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai? * * * *

* * * * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * * * *

Accha chal bolich data hoon:

"NA KUCH TERE "BUS" MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE "BUS" MAIN..."

Ae bhidu, apun ko gaali mat de, aur apun ke upar gussa mat hona kya? Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab kiya hai.

Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ko bhej dena, kya...

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