Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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angel4u

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«Reply #15120 on: December 13, 2008, 01:44:52 PM »

Boy 1: There are several girls in our college who don’t want to marry.

Boy2: how do you know?

Boy1: I have proposed many of them...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15121 on: December 13, 2008, 01:45:25 PM »

Har dua kabul nai hoti, har aarzu puri nai hoti,
jinke dilme aap jaise yaarka pyar rehta ho
unke liye dhadkane bhi zaroori nai hoti...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15122 on: December 13, 2008, 01:46:59 PM »

A leave letter by sardar to his boss:
Dear sir, my wife is ill.
As there is no other husband to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for one day...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15123 on: December 13, 2008, 01:47:17 PM »

Girl: Darling how many times you shave in a day?
Boy: 20 to 30 times.
Girl: are you crazy?
Boy: No, I am a Barber...


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15124 on: December 13, 2008, 01:55:08 PM »

santa was travelling in train with his son, a women was siting on son's berth .....santa was annoyed and gone to TC.....said.....this women is not giving birth to my son


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15125 on: December 13, 2008, 01:56:15 PM »

Geet ki zaroorat mehfil me hoti hai,
pyarki zaroorat dil me hoti hai,
phir bhi adhuri hai ye zindagi kyonki
ek dostki zaroorat har pal me hoti hai...


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angel4u

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«Reply #15126 on: December 13, 2008, 01:56:40 PM »

Tumne roz nayi ummid jaga rakhi hai,
apne dilme aashaki kiran jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahanse naye SMS laye
humne kya SMS ki factory laga rakhi hai...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15127 on: December 13, 2008, 01:57:03 PM »

Dekha......

dekho na......

chasma du kya???

Dekho dekho.............

dekh liya???

Thikse dekhna phir mat kehna ke hum SMS nai bhejte...


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angel4u

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«Reply #15128 on: December 13, 2008, 01:59:21 PM »

The past was not in your hands,
the future is not in your hands,
but at present the mobile is in your hands,
so sharafatse SMS bhej...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15129 on: December 13, 2008, 02:00:20 PM »

Koi SMS nai, koi phone nai
aapko shayad pyarki kadar nai,
hum to aapko yaad karte hai jaanko jalakar
shayad aapko hamari jaanki bhi kadar nai...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15130 on: December 13, 2008, 02:01:38 PM »

Aapke liye ek film me baat ki hai, chhotasa role hai, hero aapko khandarme le jakar goli maar dega, film hai KHANDAR ME BANDAR KI MAUT...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15131 on: December 13, 2008, 02:05:04 PM »

Mehfilme kuch to sunana padta hai,
gam chupakar muskurana padta hai,
kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke,
aajkal to aapko yaad dilana padta hai...


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angel4u

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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #15132 on: December 13, 2008, 02:06:18 PM »

A little bird was flying in winter.
The bird froze and fell to ground.
A cow came by and dropped some dung on it,
bird began to realize how warm it was and
soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and
dug him out and ate him.

lessons to learn:
1. not everyone who drops shit on you is you enemy,

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is ur friend and

3. When you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut...