Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM
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angel4u
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«Reply #15135 on: December 13, 2008, 02:08:57 PM »
Sardar to sir: I am going ka kya matlab hai?
Sir: main jaa raha hoon,
Sardar: Sir, jaate jaate matlab to bata dijiye na...
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«Reply #15136 on: December 13, 2008, 02:09:18 PM »
YAAD NA DILAO AAP KI DOSTI
AUR NA BATAO AAP KI DOSTI
MUSHKIL SEY USEY PATAYA HAI
BANK BALANCE BAHUT LUTAYA HAI
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angel4u
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«Reply #15137 on: December 14, 2008, 05:38:43 AM »
NIce one...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15138 on: December 14, 2008, 06:33:26 AM »
A mega brain sale is announced in USA.
Newton’s:$200
Edison’s : $400,
A.Kalam’s: $500 and
your brain $25000.
because fresh and never used before...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15139 on: December 14, 2008, 06:34:25 AM »
Uski muskan hamari kamzori hai,
unhe keh na pana hamari majboori hai,
wo kyon nai samajte hamari khamoshiko,
kya khamoshiko zuban dena zaroori hai???
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angel4u
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«Reply #15140 on: December 14, 2008, 06:34:37 AM »
When WORDS are nto enough to express your feelings,
don’t think you are in love,
you just need English Speaking Course...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15141 on: December 14, 2008, 06:35:20 AM »
Before marriage
husband is “PRANNATH”
and wife “CHARNO KI DASI”
After marriage
husband is “CHARANDAS”
and wife is
“PRANO KI PYASI”...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15142 on: December 14, 2008, 06:35:44 AM »
Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai?
Taaki aadmi marneke baad agar swarg jaye to
acha feel kare aur agar nark jaye to homely feel kare...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15143 on: December 14, 2008, 06:36:07 AM »
Dilse hum dillagi kiya nai karte,
ye dil kisiko diya nai karte,
dilko aapka number pasand aa gaya warna
hum kisiko itne SMS kiya nai karte...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15144 on: December 14, 2008, 06:39:15 AM »
“Laziness is our biggest enemy”- Jawaharlal Nehru.

“We should learn to love our enemies” – Mahatma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?? :-( ...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15145 on: December 14, 2008, 06:40:04 AM »
Tumhari is dosti ka kya jawab dun,
tum jaise dostko kya tohfa dun,
koi achhasa phool hota to laa deta, par
jo khud gulsitan hai use kya gulab dun...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15146 on: December 14, 2008, 06:40:54 AM »
How indian professors speak English

*don’t dare talk in front of my back.

*Both of u three get out of the class.

*Why are you so late. Say yes or no.

*Take 5 cm wire of nay length.


*I have two daughers. Both of tehm are girls.

*All of you stand in a straight circle.


*Quite, the principal just passed away...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15147 on: December 14, 2008, 06:42:23 AM »
Manohar joshi: Dawood Ibrahim ko chhoda nahi jayega.
Main kehta hoon: Pehle pakdo toh...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15148 on: December 14, 2008, 06:42:45 AM »
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they cant remember
what they have been assigned to...
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angel4u
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«Reply #15149 on: December 14, 2008, 06:43:06 AM »
Sardarji tell me whats the meaning of SMS?
Sardar angrily said,
I know it means sardaronka mazak udaneki service...
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