Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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angel4u

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«Reply #20415 on: June 05, 2009, 02:20:50 PM »

Santa: Yaar Mujhe Apni Gf Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Dun?

Banta: Gold Ring De De,

Santa: Koi Badi Chiz Bol Yaar,

Banta: To Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20416 on: June 05, 2009, 02:21:06 PM »

Santa Joined NASA.
After One Month The AMericans Had To Change Teh NaMe
FroM NASA To SATYANASA...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20417 on: June 05, 2009, 02:21:25 PM »

Ye Dil HardaM Tere Pyar Ka Talabgaar Rahega,
Mar Jaunga Main Par Ye Wakt Yaadgaar Rahega...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20418 on: June 05, 2009, 02:21:36 PM »

TEACHER : "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also AdMitted Doing It. Now Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punish HiM?"

STUDENT : "Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand?"


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20419 on: June 05, 2009, 02:21:53 PM »

Santa & Banta Were Going With Their Friend On One Scooter
& A Traffic Cop Tried To Stop TheM.
Santa Said: Sorry Bhaji,
Already 3 Baithe Hain Bilkul Bhi Jagah Nahin Hai...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20420 on: June 05, 2009, 02:22:10 PM »

Banta: Y Do U Take Ur Wife Only To Night Clubs?

Santa: By The TiMe She Gets Ready No Other Place Is Open...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20421 on: June 05, 2009, 02:22:23 PM »

Lady Doc: TuM Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho?

Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka SaMay 9aM-11aM...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20422 on: June 05, 2009, 02:22:58 PM »

Santa Walks Into A Library And Says, "Can I Have A Burger And Coke?"
Librarian, "I'M Sorry, This Is A Library",
Santa Whispers, "Can I Have A Burger And Fries?"...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20423 on: June 05, 2009, 02:24:29 PM »

Santa (Reading FroM Book Of Facts): "Do You Know That EverytiMe I Breathe A Man Dies?"

Banta: "Why Dont U Use A Mouth Wash?"...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20424 on: June 05, 2009, 02:25:31 PM »

Santa (Scientist) Cut A Frogs Leg N Said JUMP.
Frog JuMped.
He Cuts Another Leg N Say JUMP. ..
It JuMped.
Repets For 3ed Leg.
Now He Cuts The Fourth Leg And Say JUMP,
Frog Coudnt JuMp.
Santa Wrote The Result Of His Reserch,
"If Frog Losees All Its Leg It BecoMe DEAF...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20425 on: June 05, 2009, 02:26:00 PM »

Frog: TuMhare Paas DiMaag Nahin Hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin Hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin Hai & JuMps Into The Well.
Santa: IsMe Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20426 on: June 05, 2009, 02:26:18 PM »

Son Was Filling Application ForM.
In ForM It Was Asked About Mother Tounge.
Son Asked Dad Wat Shld I Write Here?
Dad Says Write VERY LONG...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20427 on: June 05, 2009, 02:26:42 PM »

Banta: I've Discovered The Origin Of The Word Good-Bye,
Santa: Oh Yeh! Whats It?
Banta: Many Years Ago,SoMe Husband Said To His Wife,
'I'M Levaing You!'
And The Wife Said: 'Good!Bye!'...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20428 on: June 05, 2009, 02:27:37 PM »

A Man To Santa: Aao Ji Chess Khelte Hai,
Santa: Tu Chal Main Sports Shoes Pahen Ke Abhi Aaya...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20429 on: June 05, 2009, 02:28:10 PM »

At The Scene Of An Accident
A Man Was Crying: O God! I Hv Lst My Hand, Oh!
Santa: Control Urself. Don't Cry.
See That Man. He Has Lost His Head.
Is He Crying???