Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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«Reply #20460 on: June 07, 2009, 06:58:58 AM »

Banta: Y Did U Buy Ur Wife A Huge DiaMond Ring For Her B'day? I Thought She Wanted A Car.

Santa: She Did, But Where In The World Was I Going To Find A Fake Car?


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20461 on: June 07, 2009, 07:12:43 AM »

A Man Calls Air India.
"How Long Does It Take To Fly To AMritsar?"

"Just A Sec," Says The Rep.

"Thank You." Says The Man And Hangs Up...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20462 on: June 07, 2009, 07:13:15 AM »

Banta: Oye, Tu To Doctor Ke Paas Jane Wala Tha, Kya Hua?

Santa: Yaar Kal Jaunga, Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20463 on: June 07, 2009, 07:13:39 AM »

Santa: Doc Saab, Mein ChashMa Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, Bilkul.
Santa: To Phir Theek Hai Doc Saab
Varna Anpad AadMi Ki Zindagi Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20464 on: June 07, 2009, 07:14:09 AM »

Man 2 SalesMan,I Want Pink Curtains 4 My CoMputer,,,

SalesMan;But CoMputers Dont Need Curtains!

Man: Oye I Hv Windows Installed...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20465 on: June 07, 2009, 07:14:40 AM »

Santa Singh And Banta Singh Were Sitting On A Tree
And Santa Singh Was Singing A Song.
After 4 Songs Santa Singh Hung HiMself Upside Down
And Started Singing Again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, What Is The Matter With You? Why Are You Hanging Upside Down.

Santa Singh : I AM Singing The B Side...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20466 on: June 07, 2009, 07:15:28 AM »

Santa Suffering FroM Cold Was Shivering,
His Son Called Doc,
Doc: What Happened?
Son: BiMari Ka To Pata Nahi Par
Baapu Subah Se VIBRATION Mode Pe Lage Hue Hai...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20467 on: June 07, 2009, 07:16:11 AM »

A Man To Santa: Ur Friend Is Kissing Ur Wife In Ur HoMe.
Santa Rushes HoMe And CaMe Back Within Half An Hour
N Slapped The Man N Said: He's Not My Friend...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20468 on: June 07, 2009, 07:17:01 AM »

A Man With Two Red Ears Went To His Doctor.
The Doctor Asked HiM What Had Happened To His Ears
And He Answered, ;I Was Ironing A Shirt And The Phone Rang
- But Instead Of Picking Up The Phone
I Acccidentally Picked Up The Iron And Stuck It To My Ear.;
Oh Dear!;
The Doctor ExclaiMed In Disbelief.
But ... What Happened To The Other Ear?;
The Scoundrel Called Back. SAID Man...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20469 on: June 07, 2009, 07:17:55 AM »

While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: R U Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did U Break Anything?
Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20470 on: June 07, 2009, 07:18:16 AM »

Gurdas Maan: Santa Ji, Aapke Bhai Ki Shaadi Mein Kitne Gaane Gaane Hain, Us Hisab Se Rate Lagega?

Santa: 2-3 Gaa Kar Prg Shuru Kar Dena, Baad Mein Sharabi Baraat Ne Generator Ki Awaaz Par Hi Naachte Rehna Hai...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20471 on: June 07, 2009, 07:18:33 AM »

Santa Dials A NuMber: A Girl Receives The Call.
Santa: Who Are You?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha,
Ye To Ayodhya Mil Gaya...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20472 on: June 07, 2009, 07:18:52 AM »

Jeeto: Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'M Going To LEAVE You!

Santa: Make Up Ur Mind! Which One Is It Gonna Be???


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20473 on: June 07, 2009, 07:19:16 AM »

Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage.
Their FaMilies Decided To Leave TheM For SoMe Talk.
After SoMe TiMe, Santa Asks:
Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-Bhai Ho?
Girl: Vaise Taan 3 Si, Par Hun 4 Ho Gaye.