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arsenmen

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We all know (probably) that Lord Ram had to break the bow of King Janak
to marry Sita in sita's swayamvar... and....

Now...Here goes.......

In a remote suburban area in India. A school inspector is doing the
usual rounds of schools to check the quality of education being given.
He arrives at a small school and walks into an 8th standard classroom.

The teacher greets him. He wishes to see the general education among
students.

He asks a boy to stand up and asks him this question: "Who broke King
Janak's bow?"

The boy innocently says "I swear I didn't, believe me."

The inspector is astonished and approaches the class teacher and tells
him about the small conversation with the boy.

Teacher says "O!! is that so..but..that kid is a very sincere and decent
chap, he'd never break anything, I know him."

Wang..!!!!

The frustrated...inspector approaches the principal of the school to
report about the student and the teacher.

After listening to him, the principal says "I have complete faith in my
staff, they always hope the best for the students. If she says the kid
is decent, then he is. he must have not broken...the bow which ur
asking...for.."

Extremely frustrated, the inspector goes to the education minister and
reports the matter said...

"Now u only tell me sir..what to do in this condition..??"

to which the minister removes his gandhi topi.., starts..scratching his
head and says:

"Arye... XXXXXX, woh to thik hai..., but u first tell me, who asked
Janak to take the bow to the school?


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some funny sms

«Reply #1 on: April 10, 2005, 12:42:21 PM »

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


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«Reply #2 on: April 10, 2005, 12:43:09 PM »

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.

Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-

Aata hai Usha ke saath,

Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,

Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!


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«Reply #3 on: April 10, 2005, 12:44:46 PM »

Om IT Devay Namah
-----------------

Brahma : Systems Installation

Vishnu : Systems Support

Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant

Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)

Ganesh : Documentation specialist

Narada : Data Transfer

Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.

Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant

ChitraGupta : Personnel Records

Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

Devas : Y2k Programmers

Surya : Solaris adminstrator

Rakshasas : In house Hackers

Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist

Lakshman : Support software and Backup

Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW

Hanuman : RS6000

Vali : Windows 98

Sugreeva : Win 95

Angadh : Win 3.1

Jambhuvan : DOS

Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects

Hastinapur : Silicon Valley

Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)

Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer

Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)

Bhima : MAIN FRAME

Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB

Shakuni : Bill Gates

Karna : Contract Programmer

Shikandi : Steve Jobbs

100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches.


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«Reply #4 on: April 10, 2005, 12:46:06 PM »

EDITED by Yoindia.com Monitors
Reason : Use of vulgar and objectionable language.
Comments : Kindly do not post materials and contents which are vulgar and harm the repuatiation of forum. Please also review our forum's Rules and Regulation.

Edited by : Yoindia Monitor Talat


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«Reply #5 on: April 10, 2005, 12:46:38 PM »

Dont Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein .
Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go...


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«Reply #6 on: April 10, 2005, 12:47:20 PM »

Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index
finger blown off.

"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh replied.

The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"

"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would
look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs.1,
000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I
thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my
other ear before I pulled the trigger.

(There was nothing inside his head so the bullet went all the way out of
his other ear and blew off his index finger)


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«Reply #7 on: April 10, 2005, 03:15:40 PM »

hey somebody is sending the cheap jokes and monitors r totally quite this is the second time same person is sending cheap jokes....can`t u just lock the ID of that person........


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Re: some funny sms

«Reply #8 on: April 12, 2005, 11:19:54 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

its 2 good man ~~~
==================================
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har
jagah kharabi lagegi, aur sahi
nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki
tumhe Bhabhi lagegi. =====Tumhara Brother...


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«Reply #9 on: April 27, 2005, 12:17:30 PM »

Good looks catch the eyes but
Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!

FLATTERED?

Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided....
Never to drink water again !!!

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission....
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's ugly decision!


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«Reply #10 on: May 18, 2005, 11:27:36 PM »

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"


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«Reply #11 on: May 18, 2005, 11:28:05 PM »

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me?

My magical watch says you arent wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?


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«Reply #12 on: May 19, 2005, 03:44:02 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

buhat khoob


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«Reply #13 on: May 19, 2005, 06:28:52 PM »

Har Gali Har Deewar Pe Tera Hi Naam Hai, uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam hai...

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!

stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?!


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