Bhagwan Shiv in Delhi..

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One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol.

So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi near my home and asked the bartender "What all do u have".

Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc."

Lord Shiva: Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky

After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked : Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of
whisky, he is still on his feet.

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shivaji decided to have beer. After
having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you??

I've seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and
you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you ??

Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

Bartender : LE AB CHADHI HAI ISKO :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #1 on: November 20, 2004, 10:44:23 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: November 20, 2004, 11:07:46 PM »
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«Reply #3 on: November 21, 2004, 12:13:13 AM »
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«Reply #4 on: November 21, 2004, 05:54:40 PM »
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«Reply #6 on: November 22, 2004, 06:13:43 AM »
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«Reply #7 on: November 22, 2004, 02:33:02 PM »
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aap Ravan ki behan ho kya :lol:
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«Reply #8 on: November 22, 2004, 08:21:25 PM »
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«Reply #9 on: November 22, 2004, 08:59:17 PM »
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aap Ravan ki behan ho kya :lol:


kaise pehechana  Puzzled !
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«Reply #12 on: November 22, 2004, 09:27:10 PM »
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aap Ravan ki behan ho kya :lol:


kaise pehechana  Puzzled !


Ravan ke 10 sir the aur apke 17 hain, isliye pehchan liya  :lol:
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«Reply #13 on: November 22, 2004, 09:27:45 PM »
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