Chemistry of Love

SYMBOL: ILU

ATOMIC NUMBER: 2

ATOMIC WEIGHT: Varies from Couple To couple

POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE: Close To The Heart

OCCURANCE: Occurs In highly Reactive State, College Compounds, Cinema Halls, Parks and Bus Stops!

METHOD OF PREPARATION:

a) By the action of beauty upon heart. An exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat!

b) By the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!

CATALYST USED: Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS: Parents, Teachers, Neighbours and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
a) Gas at human temperature
b) COLOUR: Varing shades of Pink
c) ODOUR: Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
a) ACTION ON SCIENTISTS: LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) ACTION ON TEENAGERS: LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF 'SOLID' AND 'BEAT' ENERGY

USES:
a) HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY: If one is in LOVE... forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY: As it is good for BODY and MIND
c) RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY

INFERENCE

THROUGH 'CHEMISTRY' I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE, IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED.

(m/M)