CHOTE PAPA SPECIAL....................!!!!!!!!!!!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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Re: CHOTE PAPA SPECIAL....................!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #1 on: May 17, 2005, 03:10:01 PM »

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.


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«Reply #2 on: May 17, 2005, 03:11:17 PM »

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!


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«Reply #3 on: May 17, 2005, 03:12:24 PM »

He: Janeman, is dil mein chali aao
She: Sandal nikaloon kya!
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...


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«Reply #4 on: May 17, 2005, 03:14:16 PM »

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga


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«Reply #5 on: May 17, 2005, 03:16:23 PM »

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham
Tha !


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«Reply #6 on: May 17, 2005, 03:17:17 PM »

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana.


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«Reply #7 on: May 17, 2005, 03:18:15 PM »

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha


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«Reply #8 on: May 17, 2005, 03:21:03 PM »

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"


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«Reply #9 on: May 17, 2005, 03:22:00 PM »

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and “in reality"?
Dad: I will show you
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!


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Re: CHOTE PAPA SPECIAL....................!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #10 on: May 17, 2005, 03:23:08 PM »

As a Bachelor
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!

As a Lover
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti


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Re: CHOTE PAPA SPECIAL....................!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #11 on: May 17, 2005, 03:24:22 PM »

Husband Upgradation

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.

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Re: CHOTE PAPA SPECIAL....................!!!!!!!!!!!

«Reply #12 on: May 17, 2005, 03:25:25 PM »

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window
- ur in Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- ur in Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper,
Foot solidly on accelerator...
- ur in Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both
feet on brake, Quivering in terror;
- ur in New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat
- ur in Italy

One hand on horn, one hand greeting,
one ear on Cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music,
foot on accelerator,
eyes on female pedestrians,
conversation with someone in next car
- Welcome to India


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«Reply #13 on: May 17, 2005, 03:26:24 PM »

Phases of a Man.

Before Finding a Girl - Spiderman

After Engagement - Superman

Immediately After Marriage - Gentleman

10 years After Marriage - Watchman

20 years After Marriage - DoberMan

Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow.........


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«Reply #14 on: May 17, 2005, 03:27:43 PM »

A cynical male view of marriage

1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. A LIFE sentence.

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

19. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I had it all - money, a beautiful house, the love of a beautiful woman, then...POW! It was all gone. What happened, asked his friend. He says: My wife found out.

25. Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: Aren't you wearing your ring on the wrong finger? The other replied, Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.


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