Cool QAs

by murali on February 02, 2005, 09:03:21 PM
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Q: What will be the name of William Shakespeare if he was born in Lucknow or Hyderabad?
A: Wali Miyan Sheikh Peer
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Q: Why did the man give the cricketer a lighter?
A: Cos he was always losing his matches!
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Q: What do you call a Sikh assasin?
A: Turbinator
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Q: Judge : Kya aap apne safai me kuch kehna hai
A: Criminal : ji haan - main Rexona se nahatha hoon, Ariel se kapda wash karta hoon.
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Q: What do u call a Sikh in a disco?
A: DAN-singh
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Q: Why do buses stand in bus-stand?
A: Cos they can't sit.
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Q: Once a five years old girl was asked whats your mother tongue?
A: The girl replied: Pink
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Q: Which is the coldest letter in the alphabet?
A: 'b', coz its between ac!
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #1 on: February 02, 2005, 10:47:49 PM »
hee hee, sahi hai Usual Smile
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Pooja
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«Reply #2 on: February 03, 2005, 12:31:05 AM »
ha ha ha ha!!!! Good one Murali!!!!!
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pandit
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«Reply #3 on: February 03, 2005, 12:37:09 AM »
wah gud qtns...
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #4 on: February 04, 2005, 12:34:35 AM »
Quote from: "pandit"
wah gud qtns...
pandit?? where r u?Huh?
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #5 on: February 04, 2005, 12:59:59 AM »
good.. murali
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #6 on: February 04, 2005, 01:00:39 AM »
Quote from: "Friend_4uall"
good.. murali
nice. u can add some here.
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #7 on: February 04, 2005, 01:12:47 AM »
++++++++++++++++++++++added
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #8 on: February 04, 2005, 01:14:59 AM »
Quote from: "Friend_4uall"
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what is this non sense?Huh?Huh??? lagta hai mujhe pitai karni padegi tumhari. ganda bachcha Puzzled !
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #9 on: February 04, 2005, 11:56:41 AM »
yaar heart tu hamesh baat baat pe usse ganda bachha kehta rehta hai.
lol
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #10 on: February 04, 2005, 03:30:11 PM »
Quote from: "tanha dil tanha safar"
yaar heart tu hamesh baat baat pe usse ganda bachha kehta rehta hai.
lol
u naughty toy
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #11 on: March 06, 2005, 09:38:09 AM »
Moved from Chit - Chat & General Discussion.
Amit, YoIndia Moderator.
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main_aisa_hi_hoon
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«Reply #12 on: March 06, 2005, 10:47:19 PM »
good
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dhadkan
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«Reply #13 on: March 09, 2005, 01:13:57 PM »
hahahahahahahaha
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #14 on: March 10, 2005, 05:47:36 AM »
what is this?
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