Court Hearing for Divorce.....!

by sharmaarunkumar on October 02, 2004, 05:02:27 PM
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A judge was interviewing a woman
regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?" glasses2
 
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home
 in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

 
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" :?

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. Puzzled !

 "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"  Shocked  :eek:

 "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town,
and so do my husband's parents."  Usual Smile

 He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"  :evil:

  "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have
never really needed one."  :dizzy:

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" :eek1:  

  "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.
We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer
to your questions is 'yes'."  :embrassed:

 "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"  :sadblue:

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up
earlier than I do."  :letmethink:

 Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
"Lady, why do you want a divorce?"  :what:

 "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does.
He said he can't communicate with me." tongue3  Puzzled !  Usual Smile


 
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: October 03, 2004, 03:44:55 AM »
sad5 :o  Shocked  Usual Smile  :D  :lol:
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #2 on: October 03, 2004, 07:20:18 AM »
:D  Lolzzzz!
Thanks Talat ji!!
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