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Crying is blackmailing.

by indianraj_us on July 31, 2004, 01:24:31 PM

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Crying is blackmailing.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is OK with Us.

Anything we said - 6 or 8 months ago, is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become NULL & VOID after 7 days.

When we have to go somewhere,
Absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
It rarely makes any difference in you.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
Don't expect us to act like Soap Opera Guys.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one :
Small hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
JUST SAY IT !

Most Men own three pairs of shoes.
What makes you'll think we shall be good at choosing which pair,
out of your 20 pairs, would look good with your dress ?

YES or NO are perfectly acceptable
answers to almost every question.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

If something we said can be interpreted in TWO WAYS,
And if one of the ways makes you Angry or Sad,
we always mean the other one.

Beer is as exciting for us as
Handbags are for you'll.

We are not mind readers and we never will be.
Our lack of mind-reading ability is not a
proof of how little we care about you'll.

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