....~~Do You Smoke~~....

by HumTum on April 27, 2005, 03:04:23 PM
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A man sees another man leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.
The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?"
"Four."
"How long have you been smoking?"
"Thirty years."
"That's over forty thousand packs! Why, if you didn't smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building."
The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?"
"Never."
"Do you own this building?"
"No."
"Well, I do."
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«Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 04:31:16 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: May 04, 2005, 09:16:56 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: ................................................. .....
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«Reply #3 on: May 04, 2005, 12:56:11 PM »
Good one LOL ..... Usual Smile :D  Usual Smile  :lol:  :D  Usual Smile  :lol:
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«Reply #4 on: May 05, 2005, 09:07:06 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz humtum :lol:  where r u ? sad5
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«Reply #5 on: May 05, 2005, 09:15:59 AM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz humtum :lol:  where r you ? sad5



i am here  :dance:
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