...~~Doctor~~...

by HumTum on May 08, 2005, 05:01:31 AM
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
+++++++++++++
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
+++++++++++++
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
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The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor."
"Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"
"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."
e aane ka


A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?"

The father answered immediately, "I just don't know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet."
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: May 08, 2005, 07:55:49 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thank God your are not a doctor Puzzled !
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mnajmi
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«Reply #2 on: May 08, 2005, 10:53:25 AM »
aaj kal doctor pe bhi bharosa nahi karsakte, kya zamana hai
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HumTum
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«Reply #3 on: May 08, 2005, 11:16:29 AM »
Quote from: "Talat"
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thank God your are not a doctor Puzzled !


lekin aap ki degree complete ke baad mujhey daar sa hai  :lol:
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«Reply #4 on: May 08, 2005, 11:17:26 AM »
Quote from: "mnajmi"
aaj kal doctor pe bhi bharosa nahi karsakte, kya zamana hai


bilkul shi farmaya janab !!!!!
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