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« on: February 05, 2005, 09:24:21 PM »

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2005, 03:42:01 PM »

Shocked :lol:
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