ein..zwei..drei

Chinese Adam & Eve:

If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be  in paradise because they

would have ignored the apple and eaten the  snake.

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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

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Science definitions from Kids...

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

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Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santasingh : what is he studying ? Banta : Oh he"s not studying. They r studying him !
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A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child
decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A
little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought
her a box full of fine chocolates.

A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet
of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer
brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking
from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what this is!"

She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said,
"I bet this is some wine!"
The little boy said, "Nope!"
She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"
The little boy said, "Nope!"
She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"
The little boy said, "Nope!"
She said, "Well what is it?"
The little boy said, "A puppy!"

nice work nishita.