EK DUM DEADLY PJ'S

by arsenmen on August 02, 2007, 03:45:10 PM
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Chalo bataao

Ram Sita Hai To Ram Kaun Hai?





Bataao bataao.....




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Socho Socho.....

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Nahi pata.....
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Arre Bhai......Ram Sita Hai to Ram Tailor Hua Na.......
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Sahiba Zehra
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«Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 07:00:02 PM »
he he

thanx again for sharing here.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 07:31:20 PM »
Thank u zehra jee Usual Smile
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 07:37:51 PM »
If
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?
Scroll down for Answer

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The answer is 1
Remember the first line? 1=5 ?
Don't think too much, relax!!! :p
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arsenmen
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«Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 03:52:01 PM »
Neil Armstrong chaand par jaane par uski ma ne neil ke baap se kya kaha hoga?....

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Usne kaha hoga:
"Suniye ji, hamara Neil ab is duniya mein nahin ra
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arsenmen
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«Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 03:55:59 PM »
Ek baar ek gaaaoun mei ramu naam ka aadmi rehta hai..... jo baad mei shaher chala jaata hai....................


jab wo sheher se waapas aata hai to wo bahut rich ho jaata hai jisse wo gaaoun mei aaalishaaan ghar banata hai.....

ek raat ko uske ghar chor aate hain.....

but

jaisii hii wo chori karna start karte hain... almaari kholte hiii bahut saarii name plates unke siiir pe aaker gir jaati hain............

saaari almaariyo mei,TIJORI mei....bedroom mei.... sab jagah unhe name plates miltiii hain.....................

bataiye kyu.....................


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Wo shaher se bahut naam kama ke lauta hai.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #6 on: August 15, 2007, 04:57:51 AM »
Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???









Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
saaf saaf dikhta hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #7 on: August 15, 2007, 05:00:14 AM »
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???



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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 05:57:33 PM »
Whats the opposite of Real??

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Becuase it is 'Na-Real'
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arsenmen
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«Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 06:01:57 PM »
Once upon a time ...



There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol,

Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other.

Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma ,


Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy" they wished to marry & approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them.


Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city ...



They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others



Rexona & cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins 'Johnson & Johnson'
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shonaa
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«Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 06:30:49 PM »
hahaha very funny Usual Smile Usual Smile
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shonaa
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«Reply #11 on: August 19, 2007, 05:21:12 PM »
A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y???











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To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT!!!
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shonaa
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«Reply #12 on: August 19, 2007, 06:55:48 PM »
what will u say when india beats china in population..??





























CHINI KUM...
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shonaa
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«Reply #13 on: August 19, 2007, 06:58:49 PM »
"WAFA" Se PYAR Mat Karna,


Kyon Nahi Kare..?

kyon K,

Bin MAUT Maare Jaoge!?

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kyon?





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ARRE BHAi!

'WAFA'

OSAMA BiN LADEN Ki BETi Ka NAAM Hai.. tongue3
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shonaa
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«Reply #14 on: August 19, 2007, 07:12:08 PM »
shairni ne hathi k ghar se aya hua rista thukra diya....


U Knw Y???























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AAP soo jao ye un k ghar ka personal problem hai........ Usual Smile
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