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by Dewana_Badal on October 18, 2004, 10:01:41 PM
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Difference between boys and girls while using ATM
(Bank's cash dispenser machines)

Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash
Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)
in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she
was because of HIM.

§ö®®ÿ gï®l§, ïf ü mïñd.....lölz ...lxl
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murali
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«Reply #1 on: October 19, 2004, 11:17:58 PM »
hey deewana_badal wht type of keyboard you use
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Dewana_Badal
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«Reply #2 on: October 20, 2004, 11:29:44 PM »
i use  keyboard but i have ASCll Name Maker Softwear :wink:
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Dewana_Badal
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«Reply #3 on: October 20, 2004, 11:31:44 PM »
Ï Ü§ë §ïmplë Këÿßöä®d glasses2
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sammu1984
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«Reply #4 on: October 21, 2004, 03:40:45 PM »
huh "deewana_badal" its not true with gals !
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Dewana_Badal
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«Reply #5 on: October 23, 2004, 11:13:18 PM »
Its true legta hai tum nay kise lady ko car chalatay nahi dekha break ke jakha exelater dabati hai  :lol:
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sammu1984
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«Reply #6 on: October 24, 2004, 10:17:53 AM »
ji nahi badal ji ............ mai ek ladhki hi hun aur past 3 years se car chalaati bhi hun , mere saath to kabhi aisa nahi hua !!!!!!!
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Dewana_Badal
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«Reply #7 on: October 24, 2004, 11:58:28 PM »
hmm thats nice per meri mom k saath tu aise howa hai na  :lol:
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Tosha
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«Reply #8 on: October 25, 2004, 11:42:33 PM »
hota ho ya na hota ho
...
baat jis dhang se pesh ki gaye hai
mazedaar hai
...
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