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« on: June 27, 2005, 06:26:17 AM »
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri.




Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?






Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai







Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!









Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya







Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai








Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho









Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash!
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhattar, bahattar, chauhattar !
(trihattar is on leave )
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
Ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Gum woh cheez hai...
Gum woh cheez hai...
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,
For example Fevicol (wah wah)











Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!







Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Address na mile to vaapis chale jaana !!!








Sawan aate hi murjhaye hue,
phoolbhi khil jaate hai,
sms free kya hue aap jaise ullu bhi,
shayar ban jaate hai.






kaash hum waade apne nibha jaate,
kisi surat dil mera behla jaate,
agar 10 rupees nhi the to
5 rupees wala chhta coke hi pila jaate.
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Jo dekha unhone hume tirchi najar se...........
To Madhosh ho gaye hum................
Jab dekha humne ki najar hi tirchi hai..........
To behosh ho gaye hum..............
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