Gandhi Ki Dhoti

There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch hota hai
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Josh
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan lol
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Kal Hou Na Hou
Gandhi kee dhoti main Qayyamat
Gandhi kee dhoti main Out Of Control
Gandhi kee dhoti main Janasheen
Gandhi kee dhoti main Baghban
Gandhi kee dhoti main Jani Dushman
Gandhi kee dhoti main Koi Mil Gaya

THESE LINES WRITING BY DeWaNa Ji

Gandhi kee dhoti main jab pyar kise say hota hai
Gandhi kee dhoti main Auzaar  lolz
Gandhi kee dhoti main ghir wali bahir wali
Gandhi kee dhoti main FIDA (New Movie)
Gandhi kee dhoti main na tum jano na hum
Gandhi kee dhoti main Bhoot
Gandhi kee dhoti main choor machie Shoor
Gandhi kee dhoti main mujse shadi karo ke
Gandhi kee dhoti main aik Haseena thi lolz
Gandhi kee dhoti main kaantay
Gandhi kee dhoti main hum app k hai kon
Gandhi kee dhoti main Munna Bhai MBBS
Gandhi kee dhoti main Hum Tum  lolz
Gandhi kee dhoti main Tere Naam
Gandhi kee dhoti main Raja Bhaiya
Gandhi kee dhoti main Phir Milenge
Gandhi kee dhoti main Murder
Gandhi kee dhoti main Main Hoon Na
Gandhi kee dhoti main Line of control
Gandhi kee dhoti main kismat
Gandhi kee dhoti main Dhoom
Gandhi kee dhoti main chameli
Gandhi kee dhoti main Boom lol
Gandhi kee dhoti main Hungama !!!!! :wink: