Great Salesmanship....

by sharmaarunkumar on September 19, 2004, 06:34:52 PM
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Ek bar ek showroom mein salesman ke liye interview ho rahe the. Ek
ladka bhi interview dene ayaa.ladke ko angrezi aati nahin thi, to
usko manager ne reject kar diya. Ladke ne manager se kaha, aapko
sale se matlab hona chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance dein,
agar sale badh jaye to salary dena nahi to hata dena. Manager ko
baat janch gayi. Ladke ko Naukari par rakh liya gaya.

Phir kya tha, doosare din se hi sale dugani, teesare din tiguni
aurr daily sale badne lagi. Showroom ke malik ko pata laga, usne
manager se kaha, is naye ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom
par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha
tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne
lagaa.

Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye,ladka
bola Rs.800/-. yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur
bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? ek sport
shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.Ab
ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi
kharido? lijiye to theek rehega,customer ne cap bhi kharid li.
Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega,
kuchch eatables, wafer , biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh
bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ?
yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi
kharid li. ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Malik bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal
ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa tha aur
tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Ladka bola, woh aadmi to"Carefree sanitary pack" kharidane ayaa
tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, Machli pakad.
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: September 19, 2004, 11:27:34 PM »
Usual Smile
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #2 on: September 20, 2004, 09:07:54 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :D  :wink:  :lol:  :lol:
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sanju
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«Reply #3 on: September 21, 2004, 01:56:49 PM »
lolz...nice 1
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #4 on: September 21, 2004, 02:50:33 PM »
Thanks!!! Sanju! :D
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Talat
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«Reply #5 on: September 21, 2004, 03:07:27 PM »
he he he :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #6 on: September 21, 2004, 03:49:08 PM »
he he he    :lol:   :lol:  :lol:  tongue3
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