Haathi Weds Machchharni ...

by NewYorker on April 25, 2005, 05:15:30 PM
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Ek baar ek Haathi (male) aur ek Machchharni ( female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.
Akhir sharmakar, Machchharni, Haathi se bolti hai 'Abhi hum dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye ..duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain... mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain.'

Machchharni ke ghar vale mana kar dete hain shaadi se.....

Now the question for you is 'Kyon?' ......... :?:


Guess
Socho Socho

 :?:  :?:  :?:  :?:

Woh kehte hain ki Ladke ke Daanth bahar nikle huye hain…  :lol:



Par pyar kiya to darna kya...
Ab dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...
Isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine baad registered marriage karte hain...
Phir dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab doosre din subah Haathi ki aakh khulti hai to dektha hai ki bechari Machchharni mar gayi hai...
yes...she is dead... sad5 )

Now the question for you is 'Kyon?'

Guess... :?:

Stress your brain,  :?:


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ :?:

.. the answer is...



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Because, Hathi raat ko 'Good Knight' laga ke sota hai. :lol:   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #1 on: April 25, 2005, 11:52:03 PM »
NEW YORKER TU BHI NA YAAR KAMAL KA ADMI HAI.............................................. ................................................. .........



U 2 KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Ek baar ek Haathi (male) aur ek Machchharni ( female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.

Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain.
Akhir sharmakar, Machchharni, Haathi se bolti hai 'Abhi hum dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye ..duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain... mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain.'

Machchharni ke ghar vale mana kar dete hain shaadi se.....

Now the question for you is 'Kyon?' ......... :?:


Guess
Socho Socho

 :?:  :?:  :?:  :?:

Woh kehte hain ki Ladke ke Daanth bahar nikle huye hain…  :lol:



Par pyar kiya to darna kya...
Ab dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...
Isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine baad registered marriage karte hain...
Phir dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab doosre din subah Haathi ki aakh khulti hai to dektha hai ki bechari Machchharni mar gayi hai...
yes...she is dead... sad5 )

Now the question for you is 'Kyon?'

Guess... :?:

Stress your brain,  :?:


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ :?:

.. the answer is...



..




Because, Hathi raat ko 'Good Knight' laga ke sota hai. :lol:   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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dhadkan
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«Reply #2 on: April 26, 2005, 07:06:53 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: .............................................
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«Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 08:59:56 PM »
Munna: keep the elephant in the frige in 3 steps
Chinnu: it is not possible
Munna: 1) open the door of the frige, 2) keep the elephant & 3) cloose the door

After some time  ....

Chinnu: keep the monky in the frige in 4 steps
Munna: i dont know
Chinnu: 1 open the door, 2 take out the elephant, 3 keep the monkey & 4 cloose the door


In a forest...
meeting is arranged........
all are present except one animal .......... :o
Who is that?  :?:
that is monky which is in the frige ....... :lol:




There is a river in the village...
It is impossible to cross the river becaues of large fish ......
Large fish eats the human beings if they try to cross ...  Shocked
but one day one man crosses the river.....  :o
how it is possible to him?   :?:


becaues the fish is in the meeting ........ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 09:06:31 PM »
ha ha ha ha ah ah aha


meri tu hnsi nahin ruk rhi

new yorker yaar aik aur joke phenk jaldi kr
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«Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 09:18:42 PM »
Two guys were walking through the jungle.

All of a sudden a tiger appeared from a distance running towards them.

One of the guys took out a pair of shoes from his bag and started to put them on.

The other guy with a surprised look on his face," Do you think you can run faster than the tiger?"
 :?:
His friend replied,"I don't have to outrun it. I only have to run faster than you."    :wink:
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 09:21:50 PM »
TUSI GREAT HO





 RUS GULAY DI PLATE HO














PAR PLATE PARI KHAN HAI///////?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
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«Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 09:56:51 PM »
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one
corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived.  :o

The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.


After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried ! to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and
died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a
single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived.  :o

The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried
to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentl! eman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the
same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  

The question is why didn't he die on the first two
occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

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think hard



wanna know the answer....... :?:



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Answer :
During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :wink:  

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #8 on: May 01, 2005, 10:52:12 PM »
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

mr. electriacla engineer...........................


where is this good condutor.......................
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«Reply #9 on: April 05, 2006, 09:03:06 PM »
An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.

Question: Now, which song would our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."
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«Reply #10 on: April 05, 2006, 09:04:05 PM »
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.

Question:  Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
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«Reply #11 on: April 05, 2006, 09:14:25 PM »
Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?

Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
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«Reply #12 on: April 05, 2006, 09:17:11 PM »
Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards): Phulwa, Raam-Pyaari, Raam-Dulari, Raam-Puri and Raam-Churi were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, Raam-Pyaari, Raam-Dulari, Raam-Puri and Raam-Churi fell down from the wall !!! ...

Why Huh?

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very simple yaar..

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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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