hasne ka nai..................

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dunno if someone posted these earlier

1.Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me  in six months.

  Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard   to get!



 2.A Happy Boss tells his employees:

You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a  check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll  sign those checks.



 3.Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

   Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was  300ml now    it's 1.5 ltr.



 4.An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was

    observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya

     nishana lagaya hai!



5.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

     Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of

      you too much.



 6.God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.

 Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a  mother-in-law.



 7.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.

    Banta: What's he studying?"

     Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!



 8.Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

 Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.



 9.Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u  don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what  is permanent is  boring(wife)
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«Reply #1 on: June 24, 2005, 05:34:34 PM »
lol bond nice one .........................!!!

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A boy who loved a girl asked her. Speak those THREE words

which will make me fly in air.

She answered-

"go hang yourself"
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«Reply #2 on: June 24, 2005, 05:56:02 PM »
hahaha....good one....Rani sahiba...................................
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«Reply #3 on: June 24, 2005, 06:05:47 PM »
tanku tanku bond jee


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A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicides.

 

Librarian says- Get lost, u wont bring it back.
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«Reply #4 on: June 24, 2005, 07:39:17 PM »
Wife 2 Husband,'See That's My First Boy-Friend At The Bar,

He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !' Husband,

"Nonsense ! No One Can Celebrate That Long !
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«Reply #5 on: June 24, 2005, 09:58:48 PM »
Ek family SHOLAY dekh ke Aayi Aur pati patni se Romantically

Bola 'Nach Basanti Nach.Child bola 'MUMMY'! Is kutte ke samne

Mat Nachna
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«Reply #6 on: June 24, 2005, 10:06:01 PM »
A surd photographer,focusing on d face of a dead body at

a funeral service got suddely beaten by al d relatives-why?

Wel,he said Smile Please
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«Reply #7 on: June 24, 2005, 10:26:37 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Salma .... :lol:

Gud 1........ :lol: ..........hunter-waali in full swing .... :wink:
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«Reply #8 on: June 25, 2005, 06:35:12 PM »
lolzzz rani sahiba jawaab nahi aapka.........................
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«Reply #9 on: June 25, 2005, 06:37:34 PM »
Quote from: "bond"
dunno if someone posted these earlier

1.Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me  in six months.

  Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard   to get!



 2.A Happy Boss tells his employees:

You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a  check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll  sign those checks.



 3.Hubby: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

   Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was  300ml now    it's 1.5 ltr.



 4.An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was

    observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya

     nishana lagaya hai!



5.What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

     Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of

      you too much.



 6.God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.

 Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a  mother-in-law.



 7.Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.

    Banta: What's he studying?"

     Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!



 8.Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

 Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.



 9.Life is a paradox-what you want you don't get(luv), what you get, you  don't njoy(marriage), what you njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what  is permanent is  boring(wife)




hahaha

Lagta hai kuch jayda has liya
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«Reply #10 on: June 26, 2005, 04:54:58 PM »
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Lalloo decides to go modeling.

 Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and restin' his elbows on the back of  the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of  a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION!!! "Lalloo,third from left!"
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«Reply #11 on: June 27, 2005, 06:38:18 AM »
Bond............................................. ................................... :D
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«Reply #12 on: June 27, 2005, 03:28:55 PM »
Santa:Polo khao Siti Bajao. (Front)
Banta: Hajmola khao siti khud Bajega.(Rear)
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«Reply #13 on: June 27, 2005, 05:02:58 PM »
hahahahahaha.......lolzzzzz ...nice one Rashi...............
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«Reply #14 on: June 27, 2005, 10:18:41 PM »
nice ................bond..............rashi.......... ...............
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