Haste Rahooooo... (SMS COLLECTION)

by sunny_india_king on February 12, 2005, 04:15:48 PM
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were boasting of their parents chievements to each other.
Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh: Yes, I have.
Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh: Yes, I have.
Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it. :twisted:
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«Reply #1 on: February 12, 2005, 04:16:56 PM »
One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down
when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not
Santa Singh. tongue3
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Talat
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«Reply #2 on: February 12, 2005, 04:17:28 PM »
:lol: Sunny Nice!!
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sunny_india_king
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«Reply #3 on: February 12, 2005, 04:19:27 PM »
THANX MEM/SIR

WHO ARE U......?

ONLY FOR U (SPOSS U R SANTA SINGH) :wink:

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started
thanking God. A passer by saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what
are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
would have been missing too tongue3
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«Reply #4 on: February 12, 2005, 04:20:52 PM »
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament.
They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. Hari Singh asks "What
happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have
a spare bomb in the back seat" tongue3
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Talat
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«Reply #5 on: February 12, 2005, 04:22:44 PM »
GIRL!!! :lol:

Nice Ones!!

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i
Couldn’t answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote
'THUNK'.
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«Reply #6 on: February 12, 2005, 04:22:57 PM »
A Surd was going by train from Delhi to Bombay.
He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station. When the train reached Delhi, the Surd's co-passengers asked him
why he kept on buying tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire.
The Surd replied that his doctor had advised him against taking long journeys :twisted:
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«Reply #7 on: February 12, 2005, 04:25:25 PM »
NICE JOKE....... MEM

WHAT UR NAME PLZ.........

I HAVE A IN MY MOBILE...........?

ANOTHER ONE FOR U

Two men involved in an angry argument. One was burly Sardarji; other a
frail Bania. Sardarji who was getting the worst of the argument lost his
temper and slapped the Bania. "Did you hit me in anger or did you do it in
mazaak (jest)? demanded the Bania.Of course I slapped you in anger, roared
the Sardarji. That's all right, replied the Bania, "because I don't like
to be made mazaak (fun) of." tongue3
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«Reply #8 on: February 12, 2005, 04:26:51 PM »
Santa Singh was walking on the road and
paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.)
Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and
wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).
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«Reply #9 on: February 12, 2005, 04:27:21 PM »
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
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«Reply #10 on: February 12, 2005, 04:28:14 PM »
Rajsi complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I
  say. And we have been married for six years .'
Mrs. Rajsi intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years ! '
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Talat
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«Reply #11 on: February 12, 2005, 04:28:15 PM »
Talat!!!!!

Nice ones!!

Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi : Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha :  Apple khaane
Haathi :  Lekin yeh to Mango Tree hai
Gadha :  Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!
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«Reply #12 on: February 12, 2005, 04:29:53 PM »
UR GR8

Avtar & Kartar used to stay in same building . Avtar on the  Ground floor & Kartar on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working , Kartar invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25thfloor to find Kartar's flat closed from outside and had a note which read : ' How did you enjoy your dinner ? '
Not to be outdone , Avtar wrote under it , ' Sorry , I could not make it
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Talat
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«Reply #13 on: February 12, 2005, 04:30:58 PM »
:lol: :lol: Thanks!!
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«Reply #14 on: February 12, 2005, 04:36:16 PM »
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Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel.
To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him
happened to be one of his classmate at school.
Banta called him and
said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?'
Not at all,' replied the classmate.
I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here.
I only work in this place.' tongue3

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