Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #120 on: December 26, 2009, 09:37:19 AM »

Koi Aisi Jagah Batao Jahan Amir Insaan Bhi Katori Lekar Khada Rehta Hai.?

Socho??

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Dimag Lagao.

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PANI PURI Wale Ke Paas.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #121 on: December 26, 2009, 09:37:53 AM »

Agar Question Paper Tough Lage Ya Samajh Main Na Aaye To

1 Gehri Saans Lo Aur

Zoor Se Chillao

Kamino Fail Hi Karna Hai,
To Exam Kyun Lete Ho??


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #122 on: December 26, 2009, 09:38:46 AM »

Boy:Tum Chinese Jaisi Kyun Dikhti Ho?
Gal:Mere Dad Chinese The
Boy:Wo Kahan He?
Gal: Mar Gye
Boy: Oh! Aakhir China Ka Maal Tha Chalta Bhi Kitna ??


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #123 on: December 26, 2009, 09:41:59 AM »

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call......


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #124 on: December 26, 2009, 09:42:26 AM »

Inspector To Santa: Faansi Se Pehle, Bata Teri Aakhri Ichha Kya Hai?
Santa: Mere Pair Upar Aur Sir Niche Kar Ke Faansi De Do!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #125 on: December 26, 2009, 09:42:57 AM »

Papa:Beta,Agar Tum Fail Ho Jao To Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna

Some Days Later

Papa: Bete,Result Ka Kya Hua?

Beta:Dimag Mat Kharab Kar,BABULAAL.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #126 on: December 26, 2009, 09:43:19 AM »

Santa Platfrom K Side Par Leta Tha
Banta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Sucide
Banta-To Beach Main Leto
Santa-Dar Lagta Hai..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #127 on: December 26, 2009, 09:43:41 AM »

Wife:Jab Main Gana Gati
Hoon To Aap Balcony Main
Kyu Chale Jate Ho

Husband:Taki Muhalle
Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main
Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #128 on: December 26, 2009, 09:44:12 AM »

('_')smiling

(!.!)crying

(';')angry

(':')bored

('-')proud

('o')hungry

(",)happy

('?')confusd

Jo Marzi Shakal Banalo
NAHANA To Padega Hi..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #129 on: December 26, 2009, 09:44:29 AM »

Santa G Agar Aap Ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ke Le Jaye To Aap Kya Karoge?

Santa- O G Maine Kya Karna Hai Galti Bhoot Ki Hai Khud Hi Bhugta!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #130 on: December 26, 2009, 09:47:29 AM »

1 Ganje Ke Sir Pe 2 Baal The.
Dono Ke Beech Pyar Ho Gya
Dono Shadi Karna Chahte The
Magar Kar Nai Sake
Kyon?

Kyo Ki Baal Vivah Gair Kanuni Hai


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #131 on: December 26, 2009, 09:47:56 AM »

Santa BLOOD Ke Bare Me
Book Pad Raha Tha
BV:Aaj Ye Q Pad Rahe Ho
Santa: Mujhe Dr.Ne Kha Ha Ke Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Liye Test Ki Tyari Kar Rha Hoon.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #132 on: December 26, 2009, 09:48:58 AM »

Girls Don't Like 2 Study Much!
Why?
Socho,

Bcoz.

They Know
Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Na Kisi Kone Main

Koi Na Koi Gadha Unke Liye Padh Hi Raha Hoga..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #133 on: December 26, 2009, 09:49:26 AM »

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #134 on: December 26, 2009, 09:49:55 AM »

A scene from Kaun Benega Crorepati....
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..