Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on November 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #135 on: December 26, 2009, 09:50:23 AM »

Teacher-"batao bacho jo galat kaam karte hai vo kahan jate hai???"
Student sharmate hue bola-"Sir japnese park,lodhi garden n budha garden".


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #136 on: December 26, 2009, 09:50:57 AM »

Raat Ki Tanhai Main
Jab Koi Aahat Tumhe Jagaye
Chupke Se Koi Tmhare Bed Ke Paas Aaye

To

To

To

To

To

Bewakuf Chillao Zor Se
CHOR
CHOR..


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #137 on: December 26, 2009, 09:51:30 AM »

Policeman: Stop, Stop! Your Headlights Are Not Working..

Santa: Move, Move! Even The Brakes Are Not Working.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #138 on: December 26, 2009, 09:52:28 AM »

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gaya.

Doctor:Kya Hua.

Santa: Main Pathar Se Keel Thook Raha Tha.

Mujhe Ek Aadmi Bola "Kabhi To KHOPRI Ka Istimaal Kar Liya Kar"


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #139 on: December 26, 2009, 09:54:26 AM »

Teachar: 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Main Nahi Kha Sakte?

Santa: Madamji, LUNCH Aur DINNER.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #140 on: December 26, 2009, 09:55:03 AM »

If A Baby Is Born In Africa What Will Be The Color Of The Baby's Teeth?

Think

Think,Think

Socho Yaar

Rehne Do. How Will A New Born Baby Have Teeth?


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #141 on: December 26, 2009, 09:56:04 AM »

Son:Hum Patakhe Yahan Se Lenge.
Mom:Lekin Ye To Girls Hostel Hai?
Son:Lekin Papa Kehte The Ki
Sab Phatake Yahan Rehte Hai...


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #142 on: December 26, 2009, 09:57:48 AM »

Read Properly

Hakaya Makaya

Rumba Zumba

Timbak Tumbak

Gubba Jubba

Hiba Hu

Jinga Lala Hu.

Congratulation!
Now
U R
Perfect Jungli.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #143 on: December 26, 2009, 10:00:32 AM »

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #144 on: December 26, 2009, 10:00:53 AM »

Santa Buys A New Pressure Cooker And Next Day He Returns It

Shopkeepr:Why Are You Returning It?

Santa:Ghar Main Jawan Beti Hai
Or Ye Seeti Bajata Hai.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #145 on: December 26, 2009, 10:01:11 AM »

A Good Friend Tells You Study Well

But A Best Friend Stands In Ur Examination Haal And Says

Abe Aur Kitna Likhega
Bahar Aaja
Sari Ladkian Ja Rahi Hai.


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Re: Haste Rho Khil Khilate Rho................Rishi

«Reply #146 on: December 26, 2009, 10:01:31 AM »

Daaru se nasha badhta hai,
nashe se junoon,
junoon se mehnat,
mehnat se padhai,
padhai se career,
Isliye career banane k liye DAARU pina bahut zaruri hai....