HE and SHE!!!!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

Bakab ............Talat ji....

Nice TALAT!!!

hmmm aapke iss post se kuch purani baat yaad aa gayi rishi ji...ek saal pahle ki baat hai mai 2nd yr mai tha auur unn dino naye batch ka admission chal raha tha.Eaise mai mere dost ne mujhse shart lagayi ki samne ek ladki ka naam puch kar aa saku tho uski taraf se colddrink.
well.........he was knowin that i was quite shy kind of guy......but i was too tempted by the bet.Collecting my guts i approch the gul and ask her name.......kyu ?she asked me............well....i replyed straight........kyu bahoot achha naam hai mera naam kya hai.Itna sunne ke baad woh muskurayi aaur apna naam bata diya.

lollllllllllllll gud one!

Hey Jabeen, few more in addition to urs.
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HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
 
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?
 
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
 
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!
 
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sure there's no one as ugly as you!
 
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!
 
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
 
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
 
HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.
 
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
 
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!  
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hehehe too Good!!!!