Heaven

by arsenmen on June 13, 2009, 03:48:29 AM
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The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" 

"NO"!  the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"?  Again, the answer was "NO"!

"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?"  In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead"!
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«Reply #1 on: June 13, 2009, 03:50:39 AM »
HA HA HA.GUD 1 AGAIN
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«Reply #2 on: June 13, 2009, 05:27:23 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on June 13, 2009, 03:48:29 AM
The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" 

"NO"!  the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"?  Again, the answer was "NO"!

"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?"  In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead"!


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