hillarious

by ilu on July 23, 2004, 06:35:50 PM
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hilarious !!

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion dropsdead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion." "Exactly!" said the Doctor.
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shivani(9899207979)
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«Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 03:08:40 PM »
How long shall we be friends?
Do you want a clue?
As long as stars twinkle in the sky,
till the water runs dry and till the day I die.
We will be friends
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