How Do You Pray?

by bybh on April 14, 2005, 03:51:15 PM
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How do u pray?..

ARIES (3/21-4/19): "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

TAURUS (4/20-5/20): "God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI (5/21-6/20): "Yo God. (Or is it Goddess?). Who are you? What are you? Where are You? How many of you are there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER (6/21--7/22): "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the leaners."

LEO (7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO (8/23--9/22): "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA (9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO (10/23--11/21): "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21): "Oh Almighty, All-knowing, All-loving, All-powerful, Omni present, Everlasting God. If've asked you once, I've asked you a thousand times. Help me Stop Exaggerating!!!"

CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19): "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18 ): "Hi God! Some say you're a man.Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."

PS: QUOTE "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
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«Reply #2 on: April 14, 2005, 05:15:33 PM »
hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one !!!! :lol: bybh
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