how was i born

SIMON SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born"? DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess
one
day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got
together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your
mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secure server room,
where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready
to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and
since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!