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I am Not Afraid of Satan!!! Coz......!

by sharmaarunkumar on September 09, 2004, 11:17:34 AM

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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning,
everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up
early and goes to their local church.
Before the servicestarts, the townspeople
sit in their pews and talk about their
lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!!
Everyone starts screaming and running
for the front entrance, trampling each other
in their determined efforts to get away
from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the
church except for one man, who sit
calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious
to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is
in his presence. This confuses Satan abit.

Satan walks up to the man and says,
"Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says,
"And why aren't you afraid of me?"

"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years." :lol: :lol: :lol:


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