Inner Peace!!

I am passing this on to you because it is definitely working for me, and we all could use a little... calm!

By following the simple advice I read in an article I have finally found Inner Peace... The article read:

"The way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, the Kahlua, the Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how  good I feel!