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arsenmen

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« on: August 04, 2007, 10:46:21 PM »

A married man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'

The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute now.'

The wife is furious. She yells at him 'Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ... '

The man sighs and says, 'It's started... '


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angel4u

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2007, 03:01:41 PM »

:D:D:D:D
funny


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Koi Badli Kabhi Is Tarah Aayegi,
Pyaas Sadiyonki Pal Mein Bujh Jayegi,
Tujhko Lauta Ke Meri Aagosh Mein,
Dekhna Wakt Ki Nabz Ruk Jayegi!!!

You Hurt A True Heart In Love As Many TiMes You Want,
It Will Never Ever Stop Loving You.
But If You Cheat A True Heart, It Wont Hurt Or Hate You,
But It Wont Dare To Love You Again!!!!!

Sahiba Zehra

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It's started

« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 12:06:23 PM »

He he.

very funny


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(( Sahiba )))

Mujhe muskurana aaya hi nahi tha...
Toh fir woh kaun si khushi cheenne aaye thae ??

Jo Hum khaamosh hue unhe laga thehraav aa gaya..
Unhe kya pata jo zalzala tha wo sada ki liye hume kuchal gaya

GOD BLESS YOU

Bass khush rahe zamana
Mujhe ab aur aas nahi hai
Mere hisse ka ghaam ka
Iss Zamane ko ahsaas nahi hai

Celmira

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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 03:26:55 PM »

I agree


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