ITS TOUGH BEING A GUY

if u work too hard,there is never any time for her
if u dont work enough,u r a good for nothing bum

if she has a boring repititive job with low pay,its exploitation
if u have a boring repititive job with low pay.u should get off ur butt and find something better

if u get a promotion ahead of her,its favouritism
if she gets a job ahead of u,its equal oppurtunity

if u mention how nice she looks its sexual harassment
if u keep quiet its male indifference'

if u cry u r a wimp
if u dont u r insensitive

if u make a decision without consulting her,u r a chauvinist
if she makes a decision without consulting u she is a liberated women

if u ask her to do something she doesnt enjoy thats a domination
if she asks u its favour

if u try to keep urself in shape u r a vain
if u dont u r a slob

if u buy her flowers u r after something
if u dont u r not thoughtful

if u r proud of ur achievements u r an egotist
if u r not,u r not ambitious

if she has a headache she is tired
if u have a headache u dont love her anymore  [n/m]