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joke...!!!!

by Delicate_Doll on September 03, 2004, 02:13:26 PM

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MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the School ! :wink: :lol:
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Bucha : Abbu mujhay Bender la ker dien.

Abbu : nahi Baita mein app ko Bander nahin la ker de sukta.

Bucha : nahi abbu mujhay bander chahyiey.

Abbu : baita kaha hai na nahi la sukta bander.

Bucha : nahi abbu app bander laien.

Abbu : abb mein tumhein marooon ga ager abb tum nay kaha bander lanay ko.

Bucha : ....... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: ........

Abbu : ro keun rahay ho?

Bucha : app mujhay bander jo nahi laker dey rahay hain :cry: :cry: :cry:

Abbu : Baita Bander nahi la suktey na.

Bucha : keun abbu??

Abbu : hai na aik musla.

Bucha : batien na abbu kia musla hai.

Abbu : Baita musla yeh hai kay Bander is waqt yeh mail purh raha hai :wink: :lol: :lol:

(its fwd mail)


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