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by murali on February 01, 2005, 04:02:07 AM
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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood
in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks
behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you
lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never
moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"And whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only
told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied
yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #1 on: February 01, 2005, 06:27:15 AM »
very nice.. murali
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #2 on: February 01, 2005, 07:05:23 AM »
u can use my truth clock as ceiling fan glasses2
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #3 on: February 01, 2005, 07:07:22 AM »
gud joke murali & heart .
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #4 on: February 01, 2005, 07:15:48 AM »
mine is not a joke its a truth. glasses2
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #5 on: February 01, 2005, 07:18:44 AM »
again a gud joke
hahaha
aaj tu mere pet mein dard kar dega
kasam se.
lol
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #6 on: February 01, 2005, 07:20:14 AM »
kyun aisa kya khaaya hai subah subah  :mrgreen:
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #7 on: February 01, 2005, 07:21:46 AM »
yaar sirf rice khaye hain.
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #8 on: February 01, 2005, 07:26:03 AM »
usi mein hi pet dard? sab friends aur familymen ke bhi kha liye kya? Puzzled !
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #9 on: February 01, 2005, 07:41:09 AM »
nahi yaar
pet dard to tu mera kar dega hasaa hasaa ke
lol
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #10 on: February 01, 2005, 08:33:21 AM »
where r u? wahin pe pahonch gaye kya? jahan pet dard k baad sab jaate hain :mrgreen:
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Friend_4uall
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«Reply #11 on: February 01, 2005, 08:46:55 AM »
lo karlo baat..................
hearty tum... lo aagaya aur ek bekaari badhaane...
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #12 on: February 01, 2005, 08:50:30 AM »
Quote from: "Friend_4uall"
lo karlo baat..................
hearty tum... lo aagaya aur ek bekaari badhaane...
oye :evil: kisko bol raha hai tu bekaari badhaane aa gaya
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tanha dil tanha safar
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«Reply #13 on: February 01, 2005, 09:12:07 AM »
yaar mujhe bol raha hai bus
tu mat ghabra
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #14 on: February 01, 2005, 03:33:45 PM »
sk tune achcha nahi kiya mujhe bekaari badhaane wala bulaake :evil:
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