A man bought a car on loan. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage too!

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.

Two taxicab drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

All of above are really hilarious Jasbir Ji

Thanks Rajesh

Jasbir Singh

A child was very poor at Mathematics because he did take interest in it. Parents helped him but still he did not do well. A tutor was hired but no positive results were seen. Finally the child was sent to a church where Maths classes were held. He really scored excellent marks. His father was surprised and asked the child why he did so well. The child said they are very strict at the church,they nail you to the plus (+)sign if you do
not do you work well. NM