Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh) -Panna 3:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Rajesh Harish

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«Reply #30 on: January 09, 2009, 10:44:03 PM »

Ek Pati ka patr Patni ke pass

Is maheene Wetan ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu

Patni ka Reply

Aap ke 100 kiss mile
Doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya
Sir ko 7 deni padi
Sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi
Kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana
Maakan maalik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai
Aap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai
Aur jo yahan par rahata hai use bhi 5-6 deni padegi
Baaki sab theek hai


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #31 on: January 10, 2009, 03:40:32 AM »

very nice ones rajesh

jasbir singh


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Rajesh Harish

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«Reply #32 on: February 01, 2009, 02:58:22 AM »

Nice ones Jasbir Ji Laughing hard


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #33 on: February 01, 2009, 05:26:49 PM »

Quote from: Rajesh Harish on February 01, 2009, 02:58:22 AM

Nice ones Jasbir Ji Laughing hard

Thanks Rajesh

Jasbir Singh


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honeyrose

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«Reply #34 on: February 01, 2009, 05:29:44 PM »

Nice jokes jasbir ji...


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #35 on: February 13, 2009, 05:02:40 PM »

Quote from: honeyrose on February 01, 2009, 05:29:44 PM

Nice jokes jasbir ji...

Thanks Honey

Jasbir Singh


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #36 on: August 08, 2009, 08:19:08 PM »

A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store.

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #37 on: August 08, 2009, 08:20:31 PM »

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #38 on: August 08, 2009, 08:22:01 PM »

Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Vicky thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.'

The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #39 on: August 08, 2009, 08:23:47 PM »

It was the day of the big sale.

Rumors of the sale and an advertisement on the web and newspaeres were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses.

On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line:

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"


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Re: Jokes................ (Jasbir Singh)

«Reply #40 on: August 08, 2009, 08:46:42 PM »

pait main dard ho gayaa boss hanstey hanste........ Laughing hard


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #41 on: August 08, 2009, 08:54:27 PM »

Quote from: adil bechain on August 08, 2009, 08:46:42 PM

pait main dard ho gayaa boss hanstey hanste........ Laughing hard

thanks adil ji

jasbir singh


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #42 on: August 11, 2009, 07:24:48 PM »

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...


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jasbirsingh

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«Reply #43 on: August 11, 2009, 07:32:23 PM »

The Police Sergeant told the young Constable to clean up the drunks hanging around the local bar.
One drunk walked up to him and asked, "Exchuse me, offisser, could you tell me the time?"
"One o'clock", replied the Policeman, and hit him once on the head with his baton.
"Christ!" said the drunk, "I'm glad I didn't ask you an hour ago!"


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brokenbyluv

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«Reply #44 on: August 11, 2009, 07:36:54 PM »

ek joke merra bhi suno non veg hai but acha hai...

santa roz apni ex-girlfrnd k ghar k aaage potty karta tha..

ex-girlfrnd-aisa kyun karte ho..?

santa-tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare bina main bhukha nhi mar raha...


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