Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby
was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will
bring out the animal in me." "So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is
afraid of a mouse?"
 
- A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?" Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
 
- A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has
to
be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then
turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
 
- A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be
attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

nicee pooja

Bhai Mazaa Aagaya Pooja ji!
 :D  :D  
Like your sentimental Thoughts
you express very effectively in your Poetry
Your Sense of Humor is also Amezing!  
Great! & Impressive!