...~~Kamal hai sardar ji ~~...

by HumTum on May 07, 2005, 12:43:52 AM
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Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.


Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary

After much thought he wrote : Yes!


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what? take an
umbrella and go.

---------------- ----------------

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....


Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the
passengers in the car he was driving..


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.


Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in
punjab (NB: NOT IN AMRITSAR) Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still  
digging for more..


A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

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«Reply #1 on: May 07, 2005, 06:52:18 AM »
kamaal hai jeeeeeeeeeee............................ :lol:  :lol:
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