Ladkiyan Phasane ke tips...... Imp for all guys read it.....

by prempagla on November 26, 2004, 02:39:48 AM
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LarkiaN PhansanaY KI TipS

That mail specially desing 4 the those ppls thay dont have GIRL FRIENDS

is Just a Few steps of Making Girl friends

Bhaiyou fiker not Hum hain na any ways

girl friend kis tera banatay hain yeh hum ko abi bata tay hain uss say pelay

app koo lardkion ke nature kay baray main bata dain thoda sa

There are many types of Girls is givin below

1.NAKHRAY WALIYA is type ke lardkion buhat mushkil say phassti hain but

jab set hoo jati hain to peecha nahi chorti

2.BAD DEEMAGH aisi lardkiya IZATH nahi kerti so plz stay out of these types

of GIRLS

3.INNOCENT matlab MASOOM aisi lardkiya buhat achi hoti hain mujhay bhi

aisi lardkiya buhat pasand hain but yeh direct SHADI ka boolti hain

4.NAKAAB wali lardkiya matlab NINJA lardkiya inn ka mujhay nahi pata becoz

app inay paichaan nahi sakh tay or in ko chairiye ga bhi nahi kabi nakaab main hoti hain

kabi nakaab say bahaar hoti hain yeh ek tera say RISK hay love life main RISK nahi

5.TAARRO Lardkiya is type ke lardkiya buhat khercha kerwati hain or set bhi nahi hoti

6.CHULBULI lardkiya yeh buhat maslay kerwati hain in ke waja say buhat barray barray

maslay hotay hain yeh pangay kertin hain or bhogutna lardkoo ko perta hay

7.CHUP GHUNI lardkiya is type ke lardkiya kabi nahi boolti kay woh app say piyarr

kertin hain ya app ko pasand kerti hain to is type ke lardki ko set kernay kay liye pelay

inn ke dost ko set keraiin phir inn ke dost say inn kay baray main poochay .

8.OVER CONFIDENT kasam say iss type ke lardkiyou say to buhat he door rahain

kyun kay ek daffa main bhi mertay meraty bacha hon kasam say yeh buhat lambi kahani

hay issay choriye

9. NEECHAY DAIKH KAY CHALNAY WALI innay kam nahi sumjay yeh neechay

daikh kay to chalti hain but pata sab hota hay kon lardka kaha kherra hay kon kia ker raha

hay kon meray chaker main kerra hay kon mujhay dikha nay kay liye cricket khel raha hay

kon mujhay daikh kay MOBILE pay baat ker raha hay kon upnay lumbay

lumbay baalon ko theeq ker raha hay daikha sab pata hota hay innay

10.RAATH MAIN WAKE KERNAY WALI is type ke lardkiya DEITING kertin matlab

SLIM hona chahti hain but jab K F C ya MC DONALD jati hain to tooba kitna khaati

hain kay app ke Poket khali hoo jaey but unn ka pait nahi bharta pata nahi pait hay ya

TANK hay .

ABB HUM APP KO SET KERNAY KA TERIKA BATATAY HAIN


BILKUL WAISAY HE JAISAY DOORDARSHAN PE KHETI KARNE KA

TERIKA BATATAY HAIN



TEN TIPS OF SETTING


upper dee gaey lardkion main say koie ek select kerain or poori imaandari kay saath

sirf ek select kerain waisay mujhay pata hay kay app ek select nahi kerain gay kyun kay main nay bhi ek select nahi keri main jaanta hon lardkoo ke nature koo

any ways yeh tips main say nahi hain yeh precutions hain ABB STEP

1. Agar woh Nhakray wali hay tu too app ZIDI banay

2.Bad deemagh hay to app IZATH daar na banay kyun kay yeh izath nahi kerti

app bhi bhigra wa SHOW kerain kay khulay paiso nay app ko bhigarr dia

3.Innocent hay to app bhi Masoon banay woh alag baat hay kay bachay app ke

shakal daikh kay bhaag jatay hain ussay dikhanay kay liye Raath main walk kerain

woh bhi sunsaan jaga but yaad rahay mobile app ke jaib main na ho becoz moblie

buhat chin rahay hain meray bhi aisay he china tha

4.Nakaab wali hay tu pelay us ka chera daikh lain kahiin aisa na ho kay app uss kay

chaker main uss ke Maa koo chairr dain jaisay kay hum nay pelay he kaha hay kay

Nakaab wali ko set kerna risk hay

5.Tarro hay too app Sir jhoka kay chalain but yaad rahay app ke AANK bilkul uss

lardki ke tera chalay jo sir jhokha kay chalti hay

6.Chulbuli hay to app decent banay jo kay app nahi hain

7.Chup Ghuni hay to app uss kay saamnay woh gana gaye KUCH TO KAHOO

8.Over Confident hay to meri manay to inn say dhoor he rahay kyun kay yeh

IZATh kernay main time nahi lagati daikhti he nahi hain kay bazaar hay ya road

hay bas IZATH ker daiti hain so plz stay out of this girl or dil chota na kerain app

koie or see set ker lay yaha buhat saari varities mozud hain

9.Neechay daikh kay chal nay wali hay to app uss kay saam nay kherray hoo jaey

or Achanak say takker hogi or gana gana EK BAR PHIR TAKRAO NA MAIN

HOON NA

10.Raath main wake kernay wali lardkiya yeh bhi thodi buhat TARRO lardkiyo jaisi

hoti hain in kay saam nay app bhi walk kerain or mobile pay baat kerain or yaad

rahay kay app ka mobile band rahay kahiin us kay saamnay call aagey to saray

impression ke waaat lag jaeygi or InDirectly Comments pass kerain or idher udher

daikh na na bhoolay yeh APP ke SEHAT kay liye acha hay werna kahiin us ka bhai

ya uss ka baap yani kay poorani cassete yeah phir is tera bool lain kay poorani

HAWAILI baqi app khud sumaj daar hain waisay kuch naya nahi hoga wohi hoga

jo her daffa hota hay lardki ko chairr nay pay ....
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99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda
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«Reply #1 on: November 26, 2004, 06:42:52 AM »
LMAO!
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Pooja
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«Reply #2 on: November 26, 2004, 11:16:53 AM »
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
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Talat
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«Reply #3 on: November 26, 2004, 12:49:14 PM »
:letmethink:
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shahnawaz
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«Reply #4 on: November 27, 2004, 01:26:12 PM »
are premji itna experience apko hai.koi ladki phasi ki nahi abtak?
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Meena
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«Reply #5 on: November 28, 2004, 12:56:16 AM »
pagla ji ladki ko dekh kar yeh sab sochoge na tab tak ladki bhi chali jayegi.

 :lol:
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«Reply #6 on: November 28, 2004, 11:47:17 AM »
thanx pagla ur tips are working  :wink:  :lol:
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Meena
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«Reply #7 on: November 28, 2004, 05:34:05 PM »
mr. badmash ji mai janti thi apko aise tips ki zaoorat hoti hai.

 :lol:
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #8 on: November 28, 2004, 09:59:52 PM »
bahot maar khaaya hoga.........aur kuch aata bhi nahi hoga :lol:  just kidding................:lol:
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Meena
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«Reply #9 on: November 28, 2004, 10:02:40 PM »
hahahah waheed ji, aise kamo ka aisa hi parinam hota hai  :lol:
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #10 on: November 28, 2004, 10:06:44 PM »
:lol:
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shahnawaz
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«Reply #11 on: November 29, 2004, 07:47:10 PM »
kyun nahi,jaisi karni vaisi bharni
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prempagla
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«Reply #12 on: December 01, 2004, 02:16:27 PM »
Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"
bahot maar khaaya hoga.........aur kuch aata bhi nahi hoga :lol:  just kidding................:lol:


lol waheed doosron ka naam leta hai isne khud azmaya hai or ye result mila hai.......
no prb waheed bahut varities hai go for next try......

lol...........
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«Reply #13 on: December 01, 2004, 06:07:20 PM »
tum hi bata rahe ho tareeke....... tumko yeh bhi maloom hoga ki sandle ka taste accha hota hai,...ya ..... chamaat ka.......batao na...   Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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