letter written by a frustrated Software engineer

by mili_genie on September 07, 2005, 05:38:20 AM
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letter written by a frustrated Software engineer

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization,where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program.Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in Module House Security. The Un-installation will abort." Can you help me,please!!!


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Dear Software Engineer,
Ref: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife.This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or  purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You can't go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have  tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was the time of registration with Wife 1.0.I recommend you to keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. Infact I would suggest u to use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0 Do not, under any circumstances, install secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application or Wife1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: September 07, 2005, 06:07:34 AM »
Moved by Yoindia Monitors !

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Comment: Please post jokes in section for jokes...!!!

Moved by Talat!
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mili_genie
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«Reply #2 on: September 07, 2005, 07:06:31 AM »
ok right talaji actually maine dekha nahi joke sec
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Talat
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«Reply #3 on: September 07, 2005, 07:56:32 AM »
Its OK Genie Usual Smile

Its a nice post !!
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4 on: September 07, 2005, 09:05:07 AM »
nice post mili.........!!!
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mili_genie
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«Reply #5 on: September 07, 2005, 09:48:56 AM »
thanx lot talat & Salma....
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