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lie clock....!

by sunny_bunny on August 15, 2006, 02:49:34 PM

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front
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Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
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She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
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Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
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"Oh," said Rabri,
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"Who's clock is that?"
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That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
Never told a lie.
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"And whose clock is that?"
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That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his
Entire life."
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Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a
Ceiling fan".


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