MAMU !!!!

by indianraj_us on October 22, 2004, 08:30:43 AM
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indianraj_us
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:wink:  Kya Mamu? Apun ki yaad-vaad nahi aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jakkas-jakkas mssg bhejta rahega kya?
Tu bhi ek-do raapchik mssg Chipka daal  :wink:
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indianraj_us
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«Reply #1 on: October 22, 2004, 08:34:46 AM »
Apun donno ka dosti ekdam jakkas hona mangta hai.
Jakkas boleto Apun HAAR tu MOTI,
Apun SABJI tu ROTI,
Apun PANI tu TANKI,
Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY ...... :lol:
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Suhas
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«Reply #2 on: October 22, 2004, 08:38:31 AM »
A man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
God: It is but a penny.
A man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: It is but a second.
A man: God, could you please give me a penny?
God: Sure, just a second.    tongue3  tongue3
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Qutubuddin
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«Reply #3 on: October 23, 2004, 09:27:49 AM »
Great good Suhas....

So.. Man is wating for a Million Years to Get his Penny.... Winking

Ques...
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Qutubuddin
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«Reply #4 on: October 23, 2004, 09:28:50 AM »
Yedhar mayrakoo Munna Bhai Kaa Asar Nazar Aaraylaa hai...

Kue Bhedue.. Aapun Sach bolaa naa..

Usual Smile

Ques...
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sammu1984
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«Reply #5 on: October 24, 2004, 10:41:32 AM »
Abey Circuit, Apun ek short story sunaega...............
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai.
Ben log maane.........judwaa.
 Lekin dono main fark bole to solid.
Julie ekdum Smart, bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.
 To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi.... rehti hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.
 Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha... Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai..... Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
 To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath hota hai.
 Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai. Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baapmaangtihai.
 Pati salla bechara garibmanus. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap. Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai........
Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Suliebhi jidd karti hai. Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.... Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai kya, yedvApun jaa rahela hai kya, yeda samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala jaata hai.
 Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai...... To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai. Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab,seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai........... Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai?? v

* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * * * * * Abe soch...... * * *

* * * * * * Arre Bhendee soch...... * * * * * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? * * * * * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * * * * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *

" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..." ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya ?, aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka? Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ka bheja kharab kar. par apun ka nahi............samja kya.........!!!."
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Tosha
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«Reply #6 on: October 26, 2004, 12:09:44 PM »
:o
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Pooja
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«Reply #7 on: October 26, 2004, 02:50:38 PM »
Bole to jhakas likh app logo ne!!!! Nice work  indianraj_us, Suhas, Qutubuddin AND sammu1984.
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indianraj_us
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«Reply #8 on: October 27, 2004, 07:24:24 PM »
poojaji ... bole to apun ka thanx hai kya .....
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immi
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«Reply #9 on: October 27, 2004, 07:33:27 PM »
Too good sammu1984 2 good
Good bole to .......bole to JHAKAS - RAPCHIK LIKA HAI

Usual Smile
Usual Smile
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immi
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«Reply #10 on: October 27, 2004, 07:47:09 PM »
Jhakas likha hai indianraj aap ne bhi
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sammu1984
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«Reply #11 on: October 28, 2004, 06:40:53 PM »
AB APUN SAB LOG  KO THANXS BOLTA HAI !
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immi
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«Reply #12 on: October 29, 2004, 12:25:28 AM »
Aapka to thx bolne ka istyle bhi JHAKAS hai.... baap majja aa gaya
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sammu1984
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«Reply #13 on: October 29, 2004, 12:06:12 PM »
ooye immi apun ko kisi ki saubat ka asar ho raha hai ! Usual Smile
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immi
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«Reply #14 on: October 29, 2004, 01:26:48 PM »
ha, ha, ha.... ooye, kiya baat karta hai ....... koi rapchik baapchik hai kiya ? Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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