marwari's common sence:SMS , mobile & JOKES

murali

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Bong was very much impressed by marwari's common sence and asked him to play a game of questions.Marwari agreed but put a condition that bong should give him Rs100 if he wins,but since bong is more educated marwari will give him only Rs50 if bong wins.Bong agreed.

Then marwari asked him aquestion: "what is that which has three legs and flies?"

Bong was shocked to that question.he thought much couldnot answer. He handed over Rs 100 to marwari and repeated the same question to marwari.

Marwari said,"Even I also dont know the answer. Here are your 50 Rs.!"


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murali

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marwari's common sence

«Reply #1 on: February 02, 2005, 10:41:08 PM »

Marwari's Aatma

Once a Marwari died and his `Aatma' went to Chitragupt. After seeing the records of his bad and good works, he found that the records are equal and he can go to both Hell and Heaven.

Chitragupt was thinking hard about what to do when Marwari asked him,

"Is there any space or narrow lane in between Heaven and Hell, God?"

"Yes, but why?"

"Bas, give me license of that place. I will open a shop there. Who wants to lose two big markets as such?"


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myheart_ursonly

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Re: marwari's common sence

«Reply #2 on: February 02, 2005, 10:41:27 PM »

Quote from: "murali"

hahaha yom iska ek aur version mere paas hai..... much more funny one :mrgreen:


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murali

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marwari's common sence

«Reply #3 on: February 02, 2005, 10:41:31 PM »

Indra's strange act !!
Lord Indra had arranged a meeting of all Indian Community leaders,One by one he was receiving Community Leader,every time one community leader came,Indra respectfully stood up and greeted them. When it was Sindhi's turn Indra didn't get up and just rudely said

"Nice to meet you, go and have the seat",

Now everybody was surprised that Indra respected Adivasis, Scheduled Caste and every community except Sindhi who are among the cream of business society.Out of curiosity one Sardarji asked

"Lord Indra why is it you respected everyone except Sindhi", at this Lord Indra replied

"If I stand up and greet him he will sit on my chair"


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