mr software engineer

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene   jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai " So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what
do u expect for the salary ?"

Software Engineer :"Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye,
Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, aur kuch naukar-chakar"

Manager:"Ok Mr Software Engineer, Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas
hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a
Driver, aap ke baccho ko
school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"

Software Engineer is very excited.....

Software Engi! neer: "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"

Manager:"Shuru kisney kiya tha"