Muskurado plzzz

by suman59 on December 05, 2013, 10:19:00 PM
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लड़का:-"कहां जा रही हो?"
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लड़की:-"आत्महत्या करने"
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लड़का:-"फिर इतना मेकअप किस लिए किया है?"
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लड़की:-"गधे, कल अखबार में फोटो नहीं आएगी क्या??"
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suman59
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«Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 10:19:55 PM »
Heights of kaminipanti...
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr
Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
bas 1 acha sa White Suit Dila do,
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13 ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
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Saman Firdaus
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«Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 10:22:22 PM »
लड़का:-"कहां जा रही हो?"
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लड़की:-"आत्महत्या करने"
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लड़का:-"फिर इतना मेकअप किस लिए किया है?"
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लड़की:-"गधे, कल अखबार में फोटो नहीं आएगी क्या??"

Hahaahahhahaha veryyy niceee aunty....

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«Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 10:23:23 PM »
पिताजी अपने बेटे के कमरे में
घुसे....,
उन्होंने देखा,
बेटे के चेहरे पर किताब रखी है और परीक्षा के बोझ की थकान से वो पड़ते पड़ते सो चुका है..
धीरे धीरे वो चलते हुवे
आये और बेटे
के सिर पर बालो में प्यार से हाथ
फेरते हुवे....

उन्होंने एक झन्नाटे दार थप्पड़
अपने बेटे के गाल पर दिया,
और बोले

कमीने
अभी एक मिनिट पहले ही Whats'up पर तू on line था.....
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suman59
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«Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 10:24:37 PM »
Why I hate CID.
Example
LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ?
LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
LADY : Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP : My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho.
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Saman Firdaus
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«Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 10:26:02 PM »
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suman59
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«Reply #6 on: December 05, 2013, 10:30:12 PM »
thank you thnk you sweet saman
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suman59
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«Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 10:30:47 PM »
Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar
jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:"300 rupees.
Engineer:"ChaleDr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch
gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:"Mareez toh koi nahi hai ,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein
le aaya...


Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked!!
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«Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 11:09:37 PM »
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«Reply #9 on: December 05, 2013, 11:19:24 PM »
Ha haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Aunty, Engineer wala joke sab se mast tha.
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«Reply #10 on: December 06, 2013, 12:39:06 AM »
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 Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #11 on: December 06, 2013, 12:39:45 AM »
Ha haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Aunty, Engineer wala joke sab se mast tha.

haan mujhe b...  Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #12 on: December 06, 2013, 09:15:06 AM »
wah, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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«Reply #13 on: December 06, 2013, 05:57:25 PM »
BIWIYAN SAB K SAB INNOCENT HI HOTI HAI

एक
शादीशुदा आदमी का अपनी
सेक्रेटरी के साथ अफेयर था।
एक दिन वो लोग डेट पर
गए और एक साथ
काफी समय बिताया जिसमें रात के 8
बज गए।
घर वापस जाते समय
आदमी ने अपने जूते
और कपड़े धूल और घास में
रगड़ दिए। घर पहुंचने पर पत्नी ने
पूछा ‘इतनी देर
क्यों हो गई, कहां थे आप?’
आदमी ने कहा, ‘मैं तुमसे झूठ
नहीं बोल
सकता हूं। मेरा एक अफेयर है और मैं अभी एक डेट से
ही वापस आ रहा हूं।
पत्नी ने उसकी तरफ
देखा और चिल्लाई,
‘झूठे, क्रिकेट खेल के आ रहे
हो ना
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«Reply #14 on: December 07, 2013, 02:24:09 PM »
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Sabhi mastttttt the suman ji... thnx for sharing...
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