My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1140 on: October 25, 2008, 01:19:29 PM »
Yamraj
Ek Lakh
Desi Videsi
Logo Ko
Narak Leja
Raha The
Rasthe M
Narad:
Itne Sara Ek Sath
Yam:Ya Sab Share Bazar K Zatke K Kirpa Hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1141 on: October 25, 2008, 01:22:05 PM »
Santa- I need 2 learn telugu in 1 year.

Banta- Why?

Santa- I adopted a telugu kid n he will start speaking in 1 year..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1142 on: October 25, 2008, 01:23:16 PM »
Sir:cheel ko english main kya kehte hain.
Srdar:Eagle!!
Sir:Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Srdar: illeagal !!!
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«Reply #1143 on: October 25, 2008, 01:30:51 PM »
Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni?
Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nahi pahnne de rahey!
Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,
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angel4u
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«Reply #1144 on: October 25, 2008, 01:39:28 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 24, 2008, 07:11:38 PM
yeh kya tha ... posting tha ya meri bezathi kar rahi ho ? lol

hehehehe...
posting hi tha, ab tum usko kaise leteho tumhare upar depend hota hia na Laughing hard
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«Reply #1145 on: October 26, 2008, 07:43:53 AM »
Quote from: angel4u on October 25, 2008, 01:39:28 PM
hehehehe...
posting hi tha, ab tum usko kaise leteho tumhare upar depend hota hia na Laughing hard
accha hai ..sirf posting tha.. bezathi mere ko pasand nahi hai utna..
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«Reply #1146 on: October 26, 2008, 07:46:56 AM »
Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki india 14th August ko aazad nahi hua.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate?.
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«Reply #1147 on: October 26, 2008, 07:55:32 AM »
Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

Baki Kasr Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar
Me.

Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti,

Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1148 on: October 26, 2008, 08:06:41 AM »
Banta-Ye roz tu kis se baat karta he?
Santa-Priyanka Chopra se
Banta-Sachi! Kya boli wo?
Santa-kamine agli baar call ki to police me dungi!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1149 on: October 26, 2008, 08:09:38 AM »
Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..



Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network
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«Reply #1150 on: October 26, 2008, 08:14:14 AM »
CRAZY FACT:


MOTHER-IN-LAW: When U Re-Arrange The Letters >>>WOMAN HITLAR
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«Reply #1151 on: October 26, 2008, 08:58:39 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 26, 2008, 08:14:14 AM
CRAZY FACT:


MOTHER-IN-LAW: When U Re-Arrange The Letters >>>WOMAN HITLAR

 cussing violent1 tongue3
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1152 on: October 26, 2008, 10:29:19 AM »
This diwali I m sending you CASH:











c-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs



tereko mere baare me pata nahi hai kya ... mein thodina asliwala cash bejunga ,...bawle
* HAPPY DIWALI *
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1153 on: October 26, 2008, 10:56:14 AM »
f Any Fat Girl Cross U ..

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..

ThiS Situation Iz Called ..

..GOLMAAL RETURN..4U
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angel4u
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«Reply #1154 on: October 27, 2008, 02:09:33 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 26, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
f Any Fat Girl Cross U ..

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..

ThiS Situation Iz Called ..

..GOLMAAL RETURN..4U

Kaise? ? ?
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