My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 22, 2008, 03:20:13 AM
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«Reply #1350 on: March 26, 2009, 12:43:50 AM »
Santa :Tumhara Rubberband Se Bandha Noto Ka Bandal Gir Gaya
Banta :Kaise Pata
Santa: Mujhe Rubberband Mila Hai.
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«Reply #1351 on: March 26, 2009, 12:44:37 AM »
WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
WIFE:Mai to maa banne wali hu
SANTA:Mai b to baap banne wala hu.
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«Reply #1352 on: March 26, 2009, 12:46:27 AM »
Such a true saying.A heart die's whn its nt able 2 share its feeling
Bt a heart kills itself whn another heart does nt understand its feeling:-) notworthy
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«Reply #1353 on: March 26, 2009, 12:48:47 AM »
SANTA:Meri biwi bewkuf h
Ghar me electric hai nahi or microwave le aayi
BANTA:Meri to or zyada h Uske pas
Lund hai nahi or condom rkhti hai
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«Reply #1354 on: March 26, 2009, 12:50:37 AM »
Teacher- Aapko SRK ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student- Ummeed mat haaro, shaadi k baad b ladki pat sakti hai.
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«Reply #1355 on: April 05, 2009, 11:04:21 AM »
Sharif tu yaar SMS jara soch samaz k Post karr na be...
Idhar sub sharif log aate jaate hai...dhyan rakh na be..
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Roja
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«Reply #1356 on: April 05, 2009, 11:42:00 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on March 26, 2009, 12:50:37 AM
Teacher- Aapko SRK ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student- Ummeed mat haaro, shaadi k baad b ladki pat sakti hai.

hahaha
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Saman Firdaus
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«Reply #1357 on: November 04, 2013, 01:17:20 AM »
Verry nicee nd funnyy... Laughing hard Laughing hard
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