My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1350 on: March 25, 2009, 07:13:50 PM »

Santa :Tumhara Rubberband Se Bandha Noto Ka Bandal Gir Gaya
Banta :Kaise Pata
Santa: Mujhe Rubberband Mila Hai.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1351 on: March 25, 2009, 07:14:37 PM »

WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
WIFE:Mai to maa banne wali hu
SANTA:Mai b to baap banne wala hu.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1352 on: March 25, 2009, 07:16:27 PM »

Such a true saying.A heart die's whn its nt able 2 share its feeling
Bt a heart kills itself whn another heart does nt understand its feeling:-)


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1353 on: March 25, 2009, 07:18:47 PM »

SANTA:Meri biwi bewkuf h
Ghar me electric hai nahi or microwave le aayi
BANTA:Meri to or zyada h Uske pas
Lund hai nahi or condom rkhti hai


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1354 on: March 25, 2009, 07:20:37 PM »

Teacher- Aapko SRK ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student- Ummeed mat haaro, shaadi k baad b ladki pat sakti hai.


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Muhammed

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1355 on: April 05, 2009, 05:34:21 AM »

Sharif tu yaar SMS jara soch samaz k Post karr na be...
Idhar sub sharif log aate jaate hai...dhyan rakh na be..


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Roja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1356 on: April 05, 2009, 06:12:00 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on March 25, 2009, 07:20:37 PM

Teacher- Aapko SRK ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student- Ummeed mat haaro, shaadi k baad b ladki pat sakti hai.

hahaha


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Saman Firdaus

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1357 on: November 03, 2013, 07:47:20 PM »

Verry nicee nd funnyy... Laughing hard


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